Parker is a Jacksonville native and loves anything that involves an animal doing something that a human would normally do. He also loves a shirt with a good pocket and finds the existence of turtles hilarious.

Q: What is a food you could eat for the rest of your life?
A: Mint chocolate chip ice cream

Q: When you were five, what job did you envision for yourself now?
A: Frog-catcher

East Staffers describe Parker in one word as: “Precise”